20 Dead Bodies and a Red Piece of Paper

As Timothy stirred cereal around in his bowl pretending to eat, his mother raced in and out of the sterile kitchen packing his bag for middle school.
“Its time to go honey,” she said while whisking away his uneaten breakfast. “The bus is almost here!”
Timothy slouched out of his chair and donned the miniature backpack thrust [...]

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Satire

“I can set a braggart quailing with a quip,
The upstart I can wither with a whim;
He may wear a merry laugh upon his lip,
But his laughter has an echo that is grim!”

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XD Chain Letter

Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare
and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme
virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal
electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion
chain letters sent to me by people [...]

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20 Dead Bodies and a Red Piece of Paper DRAFT

As Timothy stirred cereal around in his bowl pretending to eat his mother raced in and out of the sterile kitchen packing his bag for middle school.
“Its time to go honey,” she said while whisking away his uneaten breakfast. “The bus is almost here!”
Timothy slouched out of his chair and donned the miniature backpack thrust [...]

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Gun Control

Imagine a society where everyone had a gun. You have a gun, your parents have a gun, your neighbor has a gun, and even your grandmother carries a gun. The reason for this is simple; safety. This super-armed race is also super-safe because everyone knows that everyone else is armed. The second focus of my [...]

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Oh Brave New World, What Have You Become?

One of the greatest creations of mankind is his control of himself and his fellow man. Throughout time this system of control has gone by many names and has had many different styles but is known collectively as Government. At times governments have acted in behalf of their citizens and in other instances they have [...]

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